The Sereníssimo of Reino de Portvgal is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dom Mário V with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.918 billion Portuguese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Granada. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Portuguese economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,234 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, every workday begins with group therapy, the nation leads Portugal in per capita stalking, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Portuguese radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reino de Portvgal's national animal is the Black Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Reino de Portvgal is ranked 4,453^rd in the world and 11^th in Portugal for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 20,183.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.